Beards in cars, going really sideways.
throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up
throwing handles at people who need to get a grip
throwing refrigerators at people who need to chill
throwing scissors at people who need to “cut it out”
throwing straws at people who need to suck it up
throwing bridges at people who need to get over it
throwing knives at people who need to be stabbed
oh
(Source: hashgag, via mariethewallflower)
Aren’t we all internet explorers?
do you mean we all run slow and people don’t like us?
thats exactly what we are
(via mariethewallflower)
